Back in Trouble

Lowri - I am back in trouble.  I don't get it.  I was the BEST dog at Nationals.  Everyone was petting on me.  Now we are home.  This morning, Aidan came over to talk to TM.  I jumped in between so he would understand it was MY TM.  He didn't take the hint, so I snarled at him and bumped him with my nose (NO teeth were involved in the making of this move - NONE).  TM whaled on ME!  WHAT is with that?!?!?!?  It was clearly Aidan's fault for coming over to my TM.  Then she made a big deal of petting on Aidan.  I got some petting, but Aidan got most of them.

Then we went back to town so TM could get ready for work.  Kearney and I were hurling insults at the dog next door.  He was hurling them right back.  TM told US to shut up.  The neighbor's dog kept right on with the insults.  I started up again - "right back at you!"  TM went and got the baddog collar.  I, ME, I had to wear it!  The neighbor's dog didn't, I did.  That just isn't right.  TM said she wasn't responsible for the neighbors dogs, she was only responsible for Kear and me.  I tell you, the baddog collar is just wrong!  If you forget and bark, it reminds you.  I HATE the baddog collar.