Lowri - I am being railroaded. TM has NO evidence and yet she is calling me a baddog! How come I am the only one who gets any blame around here??? You would think that Kearney, the Wonder Dog, NEVER did anything wrong! He has! Let's see...He...no, that was me. He... no, that was me too. He...okay, so he doesn't do anything wrong! We still have neighbor dogs! They might have done it. Just because we have a fenced yard, they might still have jumped in, eaten the hose and jumped out. Yeah, that's it. THEY did it.
Kearney - Do you really think TM will buy that the neighbor dogs did it? I think you need a lawyer.
Lowri - Besides, I HEARD TM say that the hose was too long. Now it is only four feet long. That isn't too long. I did her a favor...yikes, I did NOT just say I did it. I want my lawyer NOW.