Kearney - TM is going under the knife tomorrow. When she comes home, she will look different.
Lowri - She is going to look like a pirate - if pirates wear TWO eye patches <giggle-snort>
Kearney - TM is having Lasik surgery in the morning. By early afternoon, she should be able to see without glasses. Of course, she has to wear the eye patches for the first day or so. I have never seen her without glasses. She use to wear contacts, but that was several years ago. The only bad part is we don't get to go herding this weekend.
Lowri - WHAT! No herding? We get a pirate, and don't get to herd??? I don't think this is that a good a trade.