Lowri - After days of eating extra meals, TM has cut me back to more normal rations. I really, really, REALLY liked eating two full meals a day! She has upped my food ration a little, but did you hear that word RATION! We are on food rationing at our house - BOO! TM says I look great again and she will continue to monitor my weight carefully. She doesn't want me getting fat before the Nationals. I say there is nothing wrong with some extra weight!
Kearney - At least you are getting full rations, Lowri. TM has me on a diet. I am sure I am getting skinny! No one wants a skinny red dog, TM. I think you should feed me more.
Miss Ginger is here to clean house for TM. I hope she doesn't notice how much red and blond hair is on the carpets. I am doing my seasonal shedding. PR says TM had better brush me out really well before I come back over. He has blue carpet and my red hair really shows up on it. Oh well, at least he loves me.